We have been shopping a lot today for house stuff and I’m pooped we haven’t got Internet yet, moving house totally sucks why can’t everything be here already
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I had my first wank here but it was unsatisfying like having a sneaky one in a friends house or something
I have technically moved out and I’ve managed to put my bookcase together (I’ve never had one just loads of books) I will let you all know when I’ve had my first wank in here
‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’
yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE
ADVENTURE TIME MASTERPOST (Contains the Animated Show and Comics; To be updated as needed)Season 1: Slumber Party Panic ⋅ Trouble in Lumpy Space ⋅ Prisoners of Love ⋅ Tree Trunks ⋅ The Enchiridion! ⋅ The Jiggler ⋅ Ricardio the Heart Guy ⋅ Business Time ⋅ My Two Favorite People ⋅ Memories of Boom Boom Mountain ⋅ Wizard ⋅ Evicted! ⋅ City of Thieves ⋅ The Witch’s Garden ⋅ What is Life ⋅ Ocean of Fear ⋅ When Wedding Bells Thaw ⋅ Dungeon ⋅ The Duke ⋅ Freak City ⋅ Donny ⋅ Henchman ⋅ Rainy Day Daydream ⋅ What Have You Done ⋅ His Hero ⋅ Gut Grinder
Season 2: It Came from the Nightosphere ⋅ The Eyes ⋅ Loyalty to the King ⋅ Blood Under the Skin ⋅ Storytelling ⋅ Slow Love ⋅ Power Animal ⋅ Crystals Have Power ⋅ The Other Tarts ⋅ To Cut a Woman’s Hair ⋅ The Chamber of Frozen Blades ⋅ Her Parents ⋅ The Pods ⋅ The Silent King ⋅ The Real You ⋅ Guardians of Sunshine ⋅ Death in Bloom ⋅ Susan Strong ⋅ Mystery Train ⋅ Go With Me ⋅Belly of the Beast ⋅ The Limit ⋅ Video Makers ⋅ Heat Signature ⋅ Mortal Folly ⋅ Mortal Recoil
Season 3: Conquest of Cuteness ⋅ Morituri Te Salutamus ⋅ Memory of a Memory ⋅ Hitman ⋅ Too Young ⋅ The Monster ⋅ Still ⋅ Wizard Battle ⋅ Fionna and Cake ⋅ What Was Missing ⋅ Apple Thief ⋅ The Creeps ⋅ From Bad to Worse ⋅ Beautopia ⋅ No One Can Hear You ⋅ Jake Vs. Me-Mow ⋅ Thank You ⋅ The New Frontier ⋅ Holly Jolly Secrets ⋅ Marceline’s Closet ⋅ Paper Pete ⋅ Another Way ⋅ Ghost Princess ⋅ Dad’s Dungeon ⋅ Incendium
Season 4: Hot to the Touch ⋅ Five Short Graybles ⋅ Web Weirdos ⋅ Dream of Love ⋅ They Went to the Nightosphere ⋅ Daddy’s Little Monster ⋅ In Your Footsteps ⋅ Hug Wolf ⋅ Princess Monster Wife ⋅ Goliad ⋅ Beyond This Earthly Realm ⋅ Gotcha ⋅ Princess Cookie ⋅ Card Wars ⋅ Son of Mars ⋅ Burning Low ⋅ B-Mo Noire ⋅ King Worm ⋅ Lady & Peebles ⋅ You Made Me! ⋅ Who Would Win ⋅ Ignition Point ⋅ The Hard Easy ⋅ Reign of Gunters ⋅ I Remember You ⋅ The Lich
Season 5: Finn the Human + Jake the Dog ⋅ Five More Short Graybles + Up a Tree ⋅ All the Little People + Jake the Dad ⋅ Davey + Mystery Dungeon ⋅ Bad Little Boy + All Your Fault ⋅ Little Dude + Vault of Bones ⋅ The Great Bird Man + Simon and Marcy ⋅ Glitch is a Glitch + Puhoy ⋅ B-MO Lost + Princess Potluck ⋅ James Baxter the Horse
Comics: (In order to read these, you will need to download and install ComicRack) Adventure Time (#1-15) ⋅ Marceline & The Scream Queens (#1-6) ⋅ Fionna and Cake (#1-4)This list of episodes is up to date. I will update the post as new episodes air. All of the episodes are in 720p. I’ve also included download links to all of the comics that have been released. I will also update them as soon as the new issues are scanalated. Enjoy!
Enjoy
my farts have been solid 9’s on smell alone tonight and it helped get the smell of gloss away from everything so thats a plus
Dad called me down for dinner while I was mid wank and it made me proper sad
im itching my neck so much because of haircuts, you can all come and touch my hair (its soft and stuff), tell me im cute and watch howls moving castle with me ok yeah
i just blurted out laughing really horribly to this part (i still am)
i am gonna go fucking batshit mental if i see one more fucking cretin say anything about how it’s a ‘sad day’ because Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy. her treatment ended at the end of April and nobody noticed because she has FUCKING IMPLANTS SO SHE STILL HAS BOOBS FOR CHRISTS SAKE. and even if she DIDN’T choose to have implants, what the fuck?! this is a fucking potentially life saving surgery and you are mocking it? and the people saying she had “other options” or did it for “attention”, die in a fucking hole. her only other option was to wait and see if she would be diagnosed with a potentially fatal disease, and then have to go through the horrific treatment that women are faced with if diagnosed with these types of cancer. and why the fuck would you risk that as a wife and mum of 6 young children, having watched yr own mum fight the very same disease yr preventing for a DECADE and die aged 56? no. she made the right fucking decision. she is a wonderful, beautiful, strong woman. and raising this much awareness and making mastectomies ‘okay’ and not ‘weird’ can only be a good thing.
Commentary.
In February, I posted two pieces in Bed-Stuy on Tompkins and Halsey. These two pieces got the most attention of any pieces I’ve put up so far. Within a few days, someone had written his response to the work directly onto the posters. From there, a woman wrote a response to him. And it went on and, on with different hand-written comments creating this kind of interesting discussion. The pieces remained up until a week or so ago, when the phallic image was drawn. That’s when I decided to try to take them down.
The “Stop Telling Women to Smile” piece remained in tact enough for me to include it in the exhibition. I thought it was important to present in the show, so that people could view these written reactions.
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